A12productions.com

Naijia · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2085

This game was originally invented at Otakon, the purpose being to rhyme phrases so they reflect your thoughts on the legal age for sexual behavior. Take for example:

Old enough for the rocker, old enough for the shocker.

or me:

Old enough to wear a thong, old enough for Naijia Huang.

The younger the better and extra points for rhyming names of A12 members.

New one for Flav:
Old enough to play Mario, old enough for Flavio.
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Word.

Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

Stewgene will wait to post theirs after Taimon has made the first moves.

Pyroblazer · ____________ Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 825

Old enough to pass gas, old enough to stick in the ass.
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Five dollar...

Naijia · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2085

Old enough to float, old enough to fuck a goat.
Old enough to see, old enough for me.
Old enough visit ranches, old enough to Dirty Sanchez.
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Pyroblazer · ____________ Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 825

Old enough to shower, old enough to Eiffel Tower
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Five dollar...

Fettoballs · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 560

old enough to wear a diaper, old enough for my trouser viper
old enough for Disney, old enough for fisting
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Mario all over your face

Naijia · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2085

Old enough to eat, old enough for my meat.
Old enough to wear bathing suits to buy Italian Ice, old enough for me to go "Niiiiiice!"
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Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

Old enough to suck,

old enough to..... SUCK MY TOES

Mexideth · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject:

old enough to go to the mall to look for that cd that just came out only to be disappointed because the cd is sold out and thus is left crying all by herself saying "why why why didnt i come to the mall sooner, if only i hadnt stopped to get that ice cream?",

old enough to put it in her butt........with cream......
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Cold Ravioli really isnt that bad.

Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

Old enough for rhymin' *

Old enough for Brian Lee

*rhymes with Simon

Naijia · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2085

Old enough to have teeth, old enough for me to punch out her teeth...

in bed.
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Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

^
You're getting good.

Oh My God It's Joe · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

Old enough to slam, old enough to CROM SLAM
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Eugene: you have far surpassed me
you now have control of A12
Joe12Productions.com

Eugene: I bet you can't beat my shit eating record
3 logs in 40 seconds
beat that
yo top that

Eugene: ninja gaiden blows
vampire blows
YOU BLOW

Ian · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject:

Which one of you has been posting to /b/?

Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

Darrick · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject:

Old enough to walk,

old enough to choke from behind with a tire iron and ditching her body in the nearest ravine

walk.

I don't get it

Oh My God It's Joe · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject:

Pyroblazer · ____________ Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 825

Old enough to grow pubes, Old enough for joe... pubes.
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Five dollar...

Naijia · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 2085

Old enough for April fools, old enough to ride my tool.

alternately:

Old enough to listen to Tool, old enough to ride my tool.
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Oh My God It's Joe · Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:35 am Post subject:

Fettoballs · ____________ Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 560

old enough for some talky, old enough for bukake
old enough to squirm, old enough for my wyrm
old enough to sit up, old enough to 2girls1cup
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Mario all over your face

AnnaSweetcakes · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:54 am Post subject:

Old enough for Tickle-Me, old enough for goatse.
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Yo.

Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

Old enough for Ian, old enough for Anna.

Oh My God It's Joe · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:11 am Post subject:

Old enough to Chyu, old enough to Chyu.
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Eugene: you have far surpassed me
you now have control of A12
Joe12Productions.com

Eugene: I bet you can't beat my shit eating record
3 logs in 40 seconds
beat that
yo top that

Eugene: ninja gaiden blows
vampire blows
YOU BLOW

Eugene · Admin Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: Seattle

Old enough to Chew,
Old enough for Chyu

Mexideth · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:34 am Post subject:

old enough to prey, old enough to slay
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Cold Ravioli really isnt that bad.

Pyroblazer · ____________ Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 825

Old enough to have huge boobs like Simona, old enough for Simon.
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Five dollar...

Oh My God It's Joe · Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:27 pm Post subject:

Old enough to get a breast reduction like Simona, old enough for Simon to cry himself to sleep at night.
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Eugene: you have far surpassed me
you now have control of A12
Joe12Productions.com

Eugene: I bet you can't beat my shit eating record
3 logs in 40 seconds
beat that
yo top that

Eugene: ninja gaiden blows
vampire blows
YOU BLOW